the title is from chris rock's "never scared"
"ain't no happiness nowhere"
no moving on to more important issues
having a F*ck buddy/ undercover lover
u see, in all the kinds of friends u could have, assholes and anything else, no one comes close to the value for money u get out of a f*#K buddy, even a making out buddy is good
as long as the rules are set straight from the begining and u can both be adults about it that is.
in my short time in dating i have had 2 friends of that kind, actually there was a third but she was an ex so that is some sort of bending the rules.
the main problem u get naturally is when one of u decides he want's more out of this. and it's not the girl all the time that wants more.
the rules are... well they are mainly don't fall in love, don't kiss & tell (optional) and don't call to have me change a tire or help u with something, and i promise to keep u updated on any developments in the emotional department regarding other girls, just so that we keep our guards up
if the current boyfriend/girlfriend requests that we stop meeting then there should be no hard feelings, and definetly no schemes to ruin the relationship (that's a no brainer)
did i miss something???
i'm not sure what else, i am drawing on experience from 2-3 successful tries.
oooh one more thing, there should be no mind games, no pretending to like someone else, no pretending that u like ur fuck buddy, no nonesense at all.... and definetly no getting u chocolate at 4 am none at all
p.s u were not the reason/inspiration behind this post ms. giggles ;)
seriously you weren't but thanks anyway ;)