Wednesday, November 08, 2006

blah blah bloo

I am in the middle of writing a couple of the usual posts at the moment, but I’m too busy to finish any of them, plus writing other non-blog related stuff, so i leave you with this extract, if you can be bothered in the first place (i would)

it's a conversation between me and a certain Tiny person who i know in real life ( in fact came to know her before she started blogging) and who is also a close friend of cleopatrina (bardo i know in real life)

tiny is the one who said the following about me and made my day, week and year by saying so

"I thought, finally. A man who can make a woman feel like a girl. And who can make that girl feel like a s**t. And who can make that s**t feel like a woman. " Karen, Will&Grace (and no points deducted for quoting from will and grace cuz she quoted Karen)



It’s a little outdated and doesn’t reflect on my current mood, although it sounds like me sometimes

till later
K


Tiny says:
k?
Kareem says:
D?
Tiny says:
ana olt enta nemt
Kareem says:
la2 sa7y
Kareem says:
we zay man
Kareem says:
mana
Tiny says:
u ok ya k?
Kareem says:
not really
Kareem says:
not ok
Tiny says:
even in the sos, mesh enta
Kareem says:
not not ok
Kareem says:
la2 el sos dah kan depression from the diet
Kareem says:
i know
Kareem says:
the high protiens zero carbs depresses
Tiny says:
oui je sais
Tiny says:
i am just checking on u
Kareem says:
avec le bla bla bloo?
Kareem says:
francais c'est non?
Kareem says:
je parle francais comme le liblibb
Kareem says:
stick to english plz
Kareem says:
or francoarab ma3 enno annoying gedan
Tiny says:
ok then, english only it is
Tiny says:
anyways...get better soon ..life is not worth it
Tiny says:
it's too short and it's too yucky to give a rat's ass
Kareem says:
or two flying farts
Tiny says:
yeah
Tiny says:
3ala ra2yak
Tiny says:
bas keda
Tiny says:
that's what i wanted to say
Kareem says:
thx
Kareem says:
thx D i appreciate
Kareem says:
i do i do
Kareem says:
bas random ka2aba
Kareem says:
sometimes hits you
Tiny says:
what hits u!? ka2aba?
Kareem says:
yeah
Tiny says:
well it's redundant but i'll say it anyways..u know u sometimes have to hit rock bottom before getting up again
Kareem says:
yeah yeah

Kareem says:
been there hit that
Kareem says:
i live at the rock
Kareem says:
i like the rock
Kareem says:
the rock likes me
Kareem says:
we have become F*#K buddies me and the rock
Kareem says:
but then i rebel

and the rock goes like " u know enak akhrak ma3aya"

haterga3 haterga3 (ur mine big boy)

Tiny says:
u think u r the only one?
Tiny says:
u don't see ur reflection in others?
Kareem says:
i see my reflection in others?
Kareem says:
no no
Kareem says:
i don't sympathize with the others
Kareem says:
cuz the others complain
Tiny says:
looool
Kareem says:
while i became buddies with my rock
Kareem says:
i accept her
Kareem says:
it's a stockholm syndrome thingy with my rock
Kareem says:
I WANT HER
Tiny says:
come on..maybe it's just the mood
Kareem says:
maybe maybe not maybe the one legged man
Kareem says:
it's all good though
Kareem says:
cuz this weeks diet consists mainly of kitkat for breakfast
Tiny says:
seiously???
Kareem says:
hell yeah
Tiny says:
wad enta ba2olak eh!!!!
Tiny says:
u can dwell on ur mood for a while

but get back to normal

diet, moon.. whatever the reason mr cancerian

Tiny says:
just take ur time, and we'll be waiting at the other end..at least i know i will be
Kareem says:
oh come on!!!!
Kareem says:
don't blame it on the star sign
Kareem says:
i'm not a typical cancer
Kareem says:
typical cancerians annoy me
Kareem says:
they are babies
Tiny says:
they annoy me too elsara7a
Kareem says:
i know
Tiny says:
honestly, i see no happy ppl around me these days so it's no longer astronomy
Tiny says:
or astrology
Tiny says:
new planet found, old one turned into dust
Tiny says:
i don't care
Tiny says:
i want to be happy again!
Tiny says:
birthday coming up
Kareem says:
oh reehhehheheeaalllly???
Kareem says:
emta?
Kareem says:
virgo?
Kareem says:
the dreaded libra?
Kareem says:
the sassy scorpio?
Kareem says:
alo?

The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
alo?

Tiny says:
sorry
Tiny says:
major pc crap
Kareem says:
it's ok
Kareem says:
so are you
Kareem says:
a
Kareem says:
dreaded libra
Kareem says:
wala sassy scorpio
Tiny says:
hahaahaa
Tiny says:
the dreaded one
Kareem says:
i'm playing an impossible game
Kareem says:
http://www.godtower.com/
Kareem says:
very tricky
Tiny says:
i am working on a very distorted screen

like the "safe mode"
Kareem says:
ok
Tiny says:
problems with vga card

leh dreaded ba2a?!?!?
Kareem says:
bad experience
Kareem says:
i'm generalizing
Tiny says:
well truth be told
Tiny says:
cancer and libra is a terrible match
Kareem says:
maho mesh dah el sabab
Kareem says:
and my terrible experience i wasn't involved with her
Kareem says:
she was the best friend of my G.F
Tiny says:
sounds like someone who ruined ur life!
Kareem says:
bent el
Kareem says:
lola el rkaba
Kareem says:
rekaba
Kareem says:
i wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire
Tiny says:
have u ever met a libra man!??! they r the 3rd worst kind
Kareem says:
no
Kareem says:
they are the worst kind
Kareem says:
cancerian men are the 3rd worst kind
Kareem says:
after libra and leo
Kareem says:
and even aries
Kareem says:
yeb2a 4th worst
Tiny says:
eh dah!??! i love leo men
Tiny says:
they r almost always sexy!
Kareem says:
mahomma yet7abbo
Kareem says:
they are
Kareem says:
but they are self centered pricks who will never give u what ur worht
Kareem says:
worth
Kareem says:
and will almost always cheat on you
Kareem says:
and will make ur life living hell while doing it
Tiny says:
wow
Tiny says:
give me the aries review ba2a
Tiny says:
coz i have a love-hate relationship with em
Kareem says:
mesh faady
Tiny says:
i hate 1- virgo men
Tiny says:
2- aquarius
Tiny says:
3- libra
Tiny says:
grrrrrrrrrrr@ mesh fady

11 comments:

the cramp twins said...

haha stockholm syndrome :) that was funny... tell me more bout cancer guys... I'm in love wid one... n btw they're not babies... bas they get pissed off at nythin

KareemFromEgypt said...

luci? wala wayne?

what do you need to know? cancerians are very easy to predict, but in my case i was born on the cusp so i'm one part moody cancerian and one part annoying Gemeni

tell me what u need to know and i'd be happy to answer, but i'm not gonna go into a complete annalysis of cancerians, sorry ;)

still breathing said...

remember that scene from friends when Rachel was saying that she thought she hit rock bottom but found out that below that there's layers of shit and below that is her?

thx god u didn't reach that....yet.

the cramp twins said...

its Luci... tell me anything... like how I can get his attention ;) hehe

La Gitana said...

Virgo men are just boring.

Aquarians are the most interesting but by far the worst lovers. They make the most amusing friends.

Libra's almost always end up with psychological issues.

Cancers are whiney bastards.

For the oddest reason I tend to go for geminis, but Leos and Sagitarians really make my libido stir.

KareemFromEgypt said...

Walaa: actually i don't remember this episode but it describes how i felt at the time quite accurately

Luci: how to get his attention? hmmm... never tried to get the attention of a cancerian guy before.
basically what you want to do is show some interest, but not too much interest, just enough to send the message that you like him but that he needs to earn you, like you know he's ok, he's even good, but you think you're hot stuff too, just hot stuff that's interested in him, and don't smother him, i guess if he's a typical cancerian then he'll do plenty of that for both of you and if he's not the typical type then he'll run away. there you go i just made the life of one cancerian a lot harder

but are you sure you can handle a cancerian? they're quite explosive.


La Gitana: i guess virgo guys can be boring
aquarians: i wouldn't know about the overs part, but i hear they can be quite smooth
Libras: i'm right with you on the psychological issue
Cancers? whiney bastards? actually again you're quite right
i think the reason you go for gemenis is because of their flirtatous nature, notorious flirts, and the worst at remaining faithful to their partner (3einhom zaygha)
i have no clue about sagitarians but leos again you're more than right, they are compelling almost always, leos have a charisma and raw sexuallity that makes them irresistible (and for some reason all the ones i know have a real good sense of humor) they also handle their psychological issues quite well and in secret

Tiny said...

Kareem: About the Leos handling their issues in secret, oh yes they do! You see, it's not like the king of the jungle to scream and yell and stamp his feet.Leos look down on the rest of us, common people.
We should really finish this conversation:) You still haven't given me the Aries men review, wa7'ed balak??

La Gitana: Are you a Leo?! Cuz if you are, Libras make the best buddies to you! Aquarius? ok, but you can never predict how it's going to be because you both are opposites, so either you are extremely attracted to each other or your negative qualities get on each others' nerves...it's tricky.
And oh yes to Gemini men ;)

I am having fun here, it's blog world meets astrology heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeihhhhhhhh

the cramp twins said...

Luci:
well seems like I screwed up :( hehe i wrote bout him in my blog ull c how much i screwed up

raghoooda said...

Tiny: I can give u aries review till kareem be less busy ;)
Aries men are so independent & hate committment,they always run b4 the end coz they hate being chained in onething,they don't usually finish what they started.
they're sweet talkers,kind-hearted & caring, good listeners & abit artistic,they're wonderful parents but bad partners when it comes to committment,they also get bored easily & look for the new, they believe there's always better things to explore than just settling down for one person

Tiny said...

Raghoooda: thanks girl..and to sum all that up,it's one word...they're b a b i e s!

raghoooda said...

babies yes, but amazing to play with babies sometimes, i love aries, they give me great time